This is an all-time social media mistake. Quite literally affecting billions of dollars of industries between the NBA, gambling, & basketball merchandise. It actually gets 100x worse if LeBron DOESNT sign with the Heat.

Just an excellent, honest perspective on life.

As a lifelong Dem who’s donated free consulting to House Dem staffers & visited the White House during the Biden years: I find this so, so embarrassing for us. We complain about the right’s behavior, and now we’re doing stuff like this? Come on, @TheDemocrats. Do better.

A good rule for Twitter health: If you use your real name, And your real face, On your Twitter? Never, ever engage with someone who doesn't use their own name + face on their Twitter.

Well, this might prove to be the most important whistleblowing ever. Anthropic's CEO just said "it’s my worry that in 6–12 months such a swarm could be capable of taking over the entire internet," only 4 days after the tweets. Jacob might've literally saved the internet.

Oh my god? This is genius.

My honest take on the Sydney Sweeney ad: We’re gonna lose the next election to a republican again because we are just so unserious with what we (liberals) get upset about.

As a 37 year old man who'd really like to settle down, but has struggled to figure out where millennial women socialize, I've finally cracked the code See you at opening night of Devils Wears Prada 2

So everyone's getting laid off again. If you were just laid off from your job, I've got a little unconventional advice for ya: Do not start looking for a job the next day, or even the next week. And if you can afford it? Take an entire month off. Now, listen—I know we're all in different financial situations, and an incredibly significant portion of our country lives paycheck to paycheck. But I'm also incredibly sure you're wildly stressed out, work too much, maybe even lost a bit of yourself in the grind. You've gotta give yourself a moment. When I went through my first lay-off, I immediately started looking for jobs, and luckily got interviews the very same week. Anddd I was not emotionally ready, and my exhaustion showed, and I even ghosted some interview opportunities. I was totally fried and badly needed a break. Most lay-offs come with some form of severance & paid out vacation days. I beg you, take that time for yourself. Catch up on sleep. See your kids. Pick up a hobby. Go to the gym. Be a person who doesn't dream of labor. You'll be 1000x healthier for it, have more clarity with what you're looking for, and be far more likely to land the next gig. Keep in mind: you will never have this much time again. The second you get your next job, it's back to 8-10 hour days. I know NOT having a job can be stressful, but you've gotta take as much time as you can.

I always put off hair cuts But every single time I do, I instantly feel better and remember how much better I look when I'm clean cut This must be a common men phenomenon, right?

Listen, Nike has some of the greatest copywriting of all time, but “He has arrived” could be the best. Chills.