@DonnieDoesWorld @PFTCommenter I remember my first turkey fry. Those porch oil splatters will help you remember yours. Next time you’ll use the lawn

Wife or GF? Need confirmation stat

I got my son and 15 of his friends tickets for his 9th birthday today. They all wore Aggie gear to school today. I need someone else to tell him. 😩

If roles were reversed, the @ncaa would put Texas in the College Station Regional. You KNOW they would. Do it, NCAA. Send Texas A&M to Austin. I dare you.

All due respect to Aggie Defense, but they clearly did NOT know this. We gave up 40+. 😭

I’m deceased. 😭 If u insist on turning out the lights every other down to do leprechaun shit, expect these hilarious rebuttals.

Holy shit. Why leave A&M? Dogshit options

Oh, the Indiana grad chiefly responsible for picking his Alma mater over Texas A&M is involved in massive fuckery? Color me unsurprised.

Elderly couple at a random Legacy Club table “your son is tall for 7.” “Thanks! Yes, we are excited about basketball soon.” Olds: “Our kids play basketball too.” Me: “nice. Here in CS?” “Used to. He’s on the Thunder now.” 😂 “oh. Hello Carusos.”

We gotta stop being so fucking soft, Ags. We still have to play these dudes. Extend your sweet pleasantries AFTER.

The only program worth a shit on campus wears Nike. Cc: @TrevAlberts

lol. Death Valley hits when they win. But “or lose”?? They fucking run out like quitting ass bitches. Loser fans. And they’re poor. Yuck.