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Last Year01/19/25 - 01/19/26
Comparable Performance:
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999M
likes
52M
comments
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posts
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engagement
5.34%
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$33.4M
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She's literally my biggest flex #fyp #relatable #cutecouple #couplecomedy #relationshiphumor
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alairethomas
She's literally my biggest flex #fyp #relatable #cutecouple #couplecomedy #relationshiphumor
The fact that it's almost the size of a sheet of paper and sounds like you're trying to open a potato chip bag, makes it a nearly impossible challenge. Also, I want to remind you there should never be any shame in needing sanitary products. I just remember acting like this when I was in school. #fyp #relatable #comedy #period #pad #skit
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alairethomas
The fact that it's almost the size of a sheet of paper and sounds like you're trying to open a potato chip bag, makes it a nearly impossible challenge. Also, I want to remind you there should never be any shame in needing sanitary products. I just remember acting like this when I was in school. #fyp #relatable #comedy #period #pad #skit
Did we make it out of the house?!?

P.S. I promise the proposal content is coming. We are dying to see it too!! Still waiting to get it back from the videographer 😅 we love you guys and can’t wait to share!!! 

Dress by @balykina.brand 
#wlwcouple #wlw #lgbtq #lgbt #grwm #date #fyp #proposal
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alairethomas
Did we make it out of the house?!? P.S. I promise the proposal content is coming. We are dying to see it too!! Still waiting to get it back from the videographer 😅 we love you guys and can’t wait to share!!! Dress by @balykina.brand #wlwcouple #wlw #lgbtq #lgbt #grwm #date #fyp #proposal
Stay safe out there ladies: snow edition. Also, are there other things I can do to make sure the ladies feel safe at night? #fyp #relatable #masc #masclesbian #lgbt #nonbinary
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11mo ago
alairethomas
Stay safe out there ladies: snow edition. Also, are there other things I can do to make sure the ladies feel safe at night? #fyp #relatable #masc #masclesbian #lgbt #nonbinary
I think I was pretty smooth if I do say so myself #fyp #relatable #comedy #cutecouple #couplecomedy #howwemet we met
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alairethomas
I think I was pretty smooth if I do say so myself #fyp #relatable #comedy #cutecouple #couplecomedy #howwemet we met
Y’all these photos are healing my inner child! I can’t stop crying! THAT’S MY FIANCÉ!! Still getting used to saying that ✨“FIANCE” ✨ so excited to finally show you the ring! It’s a custom Meteorite and diamond band, the perfect mix of masculine and feminine by @jewelrybyjohan Alaire showed me this ring 2 months into our relationship and I knew I would put it on their finger one day! 🥹🫶🏽🤍💍 Thank you so much to everyone who has been part of the journey since day one and everyone who has joined along the way! I’ve been an emotional wreck reading all your congratulations comments and messages! If I haven’t gotten back to you directly please know I see you, I love you, and I’m grateful! WE DID IT! And we’re just getting started! 🫶🏽🤍💍

Photos by @urskusche 
Special thanks to @_hanna_blue @jordi_fuset @jonathan_vth 

#wlwcouple #wlw #lgbtq #lgbt #proposal #fyp
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11mo ago
alairethomas
Y’all these photos are healing my inner child! I can’t stop crying! THAT’S MY FIANCÉ!! Still getting used to saying that ✨“FIANCE” ✨ so excited to finally show you the ring! It’s a custom Meteorite and diamond band, the perfect mix of masculine and feminine by @jewelrybyjohan Alaire showed me this ring 2 months into our relationship and I knew I would put it on their finger one day! 🥹🫶🏽🤍💍 Thank you so much to everyone who has been part of the journey since day one and everyone who has joined along the way! I’ve been an emotional wreck reading all your congratulations comments and messages! If I haven’t gotten back to you directly please know I see you, I love you, and I’m grateful! WE DID IT! And we’re just getting started! 🫶🏽🤍💍 Photos by @urskusche Special thanks to @_hanna_blue @jordi_fuset @jonathan_vth #wlwcouple #wlw #lgbtq #lgbt #proposal #fyp
Anybody else fiance yell at them when they turn on the overhead light? #fyp #relatable #comedy #relationshiphumor #couplecomedy #relationshipgoals
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4mo ago
alairethomas
Anybody else fiance yell at them when they turn on the overhead light? #fyp #relatable #comedy #relationshiphumor #couplecomedy #relationshipgoals
My brain always glitches when I need it most #fyp #relatable #comedy #funnyvideos
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3mo ago
alairethomas
My brain always glitches when I need it most #fyp #relatable #comedy #funnyvideos
So close…. @alairethomas next time we do this trend in a pool because they’re a swimmer. I’ll lose immediately 😅

#relationshipgoals #couples #wlwcouple #wlw #relatable #fyp
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alairethomas
So close…. @alairethomas next time we do this trend in a pool because they’re a swimmer. I’ll lose immediately 😅 #relationshipgoals #couples #wlwcouple #wlw #relatable #fyp
The bra snap actually hurt #fyp #relatable #lgbt #bathroom #masc #masclesbian
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10mo ago
alairethomas
The bra snap actually hurt #fyp #relatable #lgbt #bathroom #masc #masclesbian
WE DID IT!!! THAT’S MY FIANCÉ!!!!!!! 💍I cried so much editing this!! I had planned a whole speech when proposing but I immediately started sodding! It took me about 15 seconds to say anything which I’m sure felt like a lifetime for Alaire. This is what I meant to say. 
“Alaire Rose Thomas,
God I love you so much
The day I met you, my life changed forever.
You are pure magic in human form—my best friend and the love of my life.
You and I have found a love that knows no limits, no expectations—only truth.
Living in my truth is the scariest thing I’ve ever done and greatest thing I’ve ever done because it led me to you.
It would be the greatest honor of my life to love you forever and live in our truth together.
Will you marry me?”
The whole thing went by SO FAST! I wish we could go back and do it again! LUCKILY we still have Alaire’s proposal to look forward to! We are both fiancés, we are BOTH engaged, but Alaire is “fiance with ring” I can’t wait to be “fiance with ring” too!! Coming soon!…. I think 🫶🏽💍🤍 

Videographer @jennyalicefilms 
Drone Pilot @jr_ddp 
Special thanks to the Porsche experience team for making this possible! _hanna_blue @jonathan_vth @jordi_fuset @urskusche 

#wlwcouple #wlw #lgbtq #lgbt #proposal #fyp
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11mo ago
alairethomas
WE DID IT!!! THAT’S MY FIANCÉ!!!!!!! 💍I cried so much editing this!! I had planned a whole speech when proposing but I immediately started sodding! It took me about 15 seconds to say anything which I’m sure felt like a lifetime for Alaire. This is what I meant to say. “Alaire Rose Thomas,
God I love you so much The day I met you, my life changed forever.
You are pure magic in human form—my best friend and the love of my life. You and I have found a love that knows no limits, no expectations—only truth.
Living in my truth is the scariest thing I’ve ever done and greatest thing I’ve ever done because it led me to you. It would be the greatest honor of my life to love you forever and live in our truth together.
Will you marry me?” The whole thing went by SO FAST! I wish we could go back and do it again! LUCKILY we still have Alaire’s proposal to look forward to! We are both fiancés, we are BOTH engaged, but Alaire is “fiance with ring” I can’t wait to be “fiance with ring” too!! Coming soon!…. I think 🫶🏽💍🤍 Videographer @jennyalicefilms Drone Pilot @jr_ddp Special thanks to the Porsche experience team for making this possible! _hanna_blue @jonathan_vth @jordi_fuset @urskusche #wlwcouple #wlw #lgbtq #lgbt #proposal #fyp
I don't understand when people have to fight their partners to do chores #fyp #relatable #comedy #cutecouple #couplesgoals #relationshipgoals
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alairethomas
I don't understand when people have to fight their partners to do chores #fyp #relatable #comedy #cutecouple #couplesgoals #relationshipgoals
It's the tiny pov for me. What other things would be a typical thing a masc lesbian does in the wild? #fyp #masc #relatable #lgbt #lgbtq #skit
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9mo ago
alairethomas
It's the tiny pov for me. What other things would be a typical thing a masc lesbian does in the wild? #fyp #masc #relatable #lgbt #lgbtq #skit
No cats were harmed in the making of this video (maybe traumatized) 

#fyp #comedy #mom #cat
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alairethomas
No cats were harmed in the making of this video (maybe traumatized) #fyp #comedy #mom #cat
It took a minute but we got here #fyp #glowup #transformation
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alairethomas
It took a minute but we got here #fyp #glowup #transformation
The things a woman would do for a glass of water #fyp #comedy #relatable #couplecomedy #relationshiphumor #couplegoals
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4mo ago
alairethomas
The things a woman would do for a glass of water #fyp #comedy #relatable #couplecomedy #relationshiphumor #couplegoals
On the last post that I did like this, someone had commented that this feeds into negative rhetoric that gender non conforming/trans people are invading women's restrooms. I too am gender non-conforming (she/they) and I like to make videos that bring awareness to a real life issue in a comedic way. So hopefully people will realize how ridiculous it is to feel the need to police restrooms solely based off of looks. I hope this makes sense ❤️ #fyp #lgbt #relatable #masc #lgbtq #bathroom
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9mo ago
alairethomas
On the last post that I did like this, someone had commented that this feeds into negative rhetoric that gender non conforming/trans people are invading women's restrooms. I too am gender non-conforming (she/they) and I like to make videos that bring awareness to a real life issue in a comedic way. So hopefully people will realize how ridiculous it is to feel the need to police restrooms solely based off of looks. I hope this makes sense ❤️ #fyp #lgbt #relatable #masc #lgbtq #bathroom
This is the moment that everything changed for my fiance and I #fyp #comedy #relatable #couplecomedy #relationshiphumor #relationships
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5mo ago
alairethomas
This is the moment that everything changed for my fiance and I #fyp #comedy #relatable #couplecomedy #relationshiphumor #relationships
What a weird way of saying that a masculine presenting woman makes you insecure. 
Videographer: @deko__ 
Event: @gracelingofficial 
Glasses: @gentlemonster #fyp #relatable #glowup #nyfw #androgynous
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4mo ago
alairethomas
What a weird way of saying that a masculine presenting woman makes you insecure. Videographer: @deko__ Event: @gracelingofficial Glasses: @gentlemonster #fyp #relatable #glowup #nyfw #androgynous
WE DID NOT GET MARRIED! This was for a short film we created about a mother/daughter bond complicated by differing beliefs. 🥹🫶🏽🤍 how magical that we get to “get married” for art and then do the real thing all over again! I would marry Alaire a million times if I could! When I was looking for the dress for the film I got to go to a real bridal shop, try on real dresses, I even had a little cry wishing my mom could be there to “say yes to the dress”. Even though it wasn’t for the actual wedding, this was the first time I felt like a bride!
Thank you @jaxonjamescouturebridal for making me feel special 👰🏽‍♀️
Couldn’t have done it without my amazing team:
Videographer @deko__ 
Actor @bridget.ann.white 
@alairethomas 
@jordan_rand 
Assisted by @kayeawatin 

#relationshipgoals #couple #wlw #wlwcouple #fyp #lovestory
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alairethomas
WE DID NOT GET MARRIED! This was for a short film we created about a mother/daughter bond complicated by differing beliefs. 🥹🫶🏽🤍 how magical that we get to “get married” for art and then do the real thing all over again! I would marry Alaire a million times if I could! When I was looking for the dress for the film I got to go to a real bridal shop, try on real dresses, I even had a little cry wishing my mom could be there to “say yes to the dress”. Even though it wasn’t for the actual wedding, this was the first time I felt like a bride! Thank you @jaxonjamescouturebridal for making me feel special 👰🏽‍♀️ Couldn’t have done it without my amazing team: Videographer @deko__ Actor @bridget.ann.white @alairethomas @jordan_rand Assisted by @kayeawatin #relationshipgoals #couple #wlw #wlwcouple #fyp #lovestory