The correct Redzone take is that if you watch Redzone you don't actually like football. Thank you and you're welcome.

I think Jeter would trade it all if it meant Papi was never born

“I trapped this generational talent with the worst front office in baseball. Let’s see how long he can last without asking out.”

Jesus that’s 25% of the whole fleet

He said the whites know gasolina

If I found out my defensive lineman was a good person he’d be cleaning out his locker so fast

“I agree. Injuries are fake. I’d have you playing all 82 no problem”

Holy smokes

Way to bring nothing to the table, Grimace

I’m having a tough time watching the modern NBA and not viewing this as the clear top choice. That’s before you factor in Boozer being 6’5” and Peterson maybe actively hating basketball

The HR Derby should be every July 4th. Dingers and fireworks to end the night, All Star Game the 5th, it could all be so simple

Red Sox don’t get enough hate for letting Schwarber walk

Really wish he finished the movie

They haven’t announced the Tatum news because he’s fine, healthier than ever, in fact. They keep running more tests because they’ve never seen someone so OK in all their years of doctoring

I genuinely can’t remember someone winning so easily and crying this much in any sport in my life. Who the fuck grows up anywhere near here and thinks Red Sox fans like Yankees players?