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BREAKING: Logan Paul, Vinny, and Sauce McGavin were found passed out from exhaustion following Ripit’s second industry-shifting box break. Witnesses say the hits simply wouldn’t stop. “It was like the Pokémon Gods themselves were in the room,” said one observer. Sources close to the trio report they slept 18 hours straight and are now recovering in good spirits. Doctors have advised hydration, rest, and possibly fewer grails per hour. The group insists fans not worry; they’ll be fully recovered and ready to rip again next weekend.