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Winners and losers of round 1 of the NBA Playoffs. Winners: JADEN MCFUCKINGDANIELS Lebron James and his entire family and ancestors Joel Embiid Max from PMT The city of Philadelphia That kid sitting behind LeBron on the bench Detroit fans that were in Orlando for game 6 Game 7 Jarrett Allen Cade Cunningham Jamal Cain Losers: Nikola Jokic Jaylen Brown Joe Mazulla Derrick White Hank from PMT Angel Reese Any Magic fans that were at game 6 (me) Dillon Brooks Jamahl Mosley Jalen Suggs Houston the City Houston the basketball team Anyone who has to be teammates with Kevin Durant currently or moving forward