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I’m not gonna lie guys. I’m DEVASTATED. I’m in Hawaii right now drinking my sorrows away with a group of Australians because Belgium made us look like an AAU TEAM. We had such a massive build up to this game. WE HAD PRESIDENT TRUMP CALL FIFA. WE HAD A DANG RED CARD SUSPENDED. Then Belgium, the dang waffle makers, literally bent us over and made us like it. I know American Soccer is still pretty far behind Europe, but Belgium made it VERY OBVIOUS. We looked like we didn’t know what the hell we were doing. It was just so embarrassing. WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT THIRD GOAL? 😭 We looked like a team that calls it soccer, not football. Again Congrats to Belgium, but WTF?