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From one of Chuck Norris Episodes: Speaker 1: Don't look now. Speaker 1: Chuck Norris is right behind you. Speaker 2: I heard superheroes read Chuck Norris comics. Speaker 2: I heard Speaker 1: at night the boogeyman checks into the bed for Chuck. Speaker 2: I heard Chuck Norris' reflection won't even look him in the eye. Speaker 1: I heard when cops need cops, they call Chuck Norris. Speaker 2: I heard when Chuck gets in the water, sharks get out of the ocean. Speaker 1: I heard when Chuck Norris is hiking, grizzlies look out for him. Speaker 2: I heard Chuck Norris rise in water without the cycle. Speaker 1: I heard Chuck Norris wears a hat to protect the sun. Speaker 2: I heard medicine takes Chuck Norris to feel better. Speaker 1: I heard it would actually kill the dinosaurs with Chuck Norris. Speaker 2: I heard cats say they have chug like reflexes. Speaker 2: I think he still got it. Speaker 1: I bet you a buck he catches his salt shaker. Speaker 1: You're on. Speaker 1: Hey, Chuck. Speaker 2: You owe me a buck.