Swipe 😭➡️ The World Cup gave Speed a press pass and immediately turned him into the main character
Most fans go to a World Cup match hoping to see a goal. Speed somehow managed to witness a USA opener, nearly launch himself out of the stands celebrating, meet football legends, run into FIFA president Gianni Infantino, get roasted by Zlatan Ibrahimović, miss Justin Bieber standing right in front of him, and lose a screaming contest to a reporter all in the same day. That’s not a matchday, that’s a side quest speedrun.
The funniest part is that none of it feels surprising anymore. Speed has gone from screaming at football highlights in his bedroom to becoming one of the most recognizable faces around the sport, even partnering with FIFA around the 2026 World Cup and drawing attention everywhere he goes. At this point, if he somehow ends up lifting the trophy during the closing ceremony, nobody would even question it ⚽
Swipe 😭➡️ The World Cup gave Speed a press pass and immediately turned him into the main character
Most fans go to a World Cup match hoping to see a goal. Speed somehow managed to witness a USA opener, nearly launch himself out of the stands celebrating, meet football legends, run into FIFA president Gianni Infantino, get roasted by Zlatan Ibrahimović, miss Justin Bieber standing right in front of him, and lose a screaming contest to a reporter all in the same day. That’s not a matchday, that’s a side quest speedrun.
The funniest part is that none of it feels surprising anymore. Speed has gone from screaming at football highlights in his bedroom to becoming one of the most recognizable faces around the sport, even partnering with FIFA around the 2026 World Cup and drawing attention everywhere he goes. At this point, if he somehow ends up lifting the trophy during the closing ceremony, nobody would even question it ⚽
